- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

Dubstep < Music

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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