Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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oh hiya come in

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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