What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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This is not a joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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whoa there

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Anti Joke

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