- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

I'm gay. No homo.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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