Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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You should never talk to strangers.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Anti Joke

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