What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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