- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

You should never talk to strangers.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

this is gay

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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