Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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WNBA

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Mitt Romney.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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I like pom

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Anti Joke

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