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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

Cold camel scrotum.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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