- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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