Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Wade's the father

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Do you believe this will change?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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