- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

space is fun

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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