What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

women's rights

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

Wheelchair high jump

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

Dubstep < Music

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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