- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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