- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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