There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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fkda

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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