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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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