- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Chicken penis.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

hi michael

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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