a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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whoa there

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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If you are my friend like it!

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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