- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

I have no ideas.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

ROSS G IS OBESE

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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