What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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I hate blackniggers

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Hippopatomous!

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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