What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Ham sandwich

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Women's Rights.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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