A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

How did th-A fridge.

my namew is jd

yo momma so fat that she's fat

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Farts smell bad!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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