- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

SC Johnson a Family Company

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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