Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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