What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Yo mamas so fat

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Anti-joke.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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