- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Dancing Potatoe!

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

penis

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

It's long!

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Joe Biden

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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