A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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bum sex lol

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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You have cancer

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Joey mayer's face

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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