- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

My mom caught me masturbating.

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

gay marriage.

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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