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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

twilight

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Matt Damon

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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