- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

whats your name? bumder:)

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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