Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Iggy Azalea

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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W.N.B.A.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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