- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Knock knock. Come in.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.