What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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How are you? Yes

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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Do you know what they say? Words

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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