- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Obamacare haters

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

wanna hear a joke? not really

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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