why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Justin Beiber

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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