- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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