Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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How did th-A fridge.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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my namew is jd

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Farts smell bad!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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