Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

What did the fish say? Moo

general tso's broccoli

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

knock, knock. come in.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

A Frenchman stays and fights

womens rights to vote

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Women's rights

mc hammers income.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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