What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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penis

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Joe Biden

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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It's long!

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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