Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

#scabbers

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

involved parents.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Anti Joke

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