- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

your a towel.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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