what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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