- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What's 4+7 47

Emily Brunelle is skinny

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

peter charastabopouloulous

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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