I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Blarg

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YOLO

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knock knock who's there police

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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