- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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