- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Wats a joke?

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Girls

I like pom

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

fkda

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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