What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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since when?

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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this is gay

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Anti Joke

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