Women's rights

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Gianni

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Weiner

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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