How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Yo mamas so fat.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Gianni

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Weiner

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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