- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

A black guy with his family.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Johan showering. . . AWK

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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