- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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