- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Yes.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

Your social life

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Matt Damon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Hey, look under there! Under what?

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

my mom raped yerr foot

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