-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Penis

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Where's my shotgun

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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