Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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