- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Justin Bieber having an erection.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

A Jew walks into a Furness

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

You should never talk to strangers.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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