- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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