What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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