- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What's 4+7 47

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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