What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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