knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

good one jess !!

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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