milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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