Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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no

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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JEWS

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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