- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

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