I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

knock knock!! kanye west

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

a man walks into a prostitute.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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