Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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School

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Obama

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Halo < COD

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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