- Anti Joke

if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

My name is never spelt right so its all good

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Black people. They are so kind.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

womens rights

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

My name is never spelt right so its all good

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

motley crew

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Black people. They are so kind.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

womens rights

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

My name is never spelt right so its all good

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

motley crew

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI