What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Women's rights

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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