- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

a man walks into horse bar

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

ROSS G IS OBESE

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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