- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

Doorbell salesman.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

Society.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

I'm banging your sister.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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