black people

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Poop

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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