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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Shut the cork up!

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Women

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Murder me once, shame on you.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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