What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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