How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Bloody kids ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

A black guy with his family.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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