- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

...NO.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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