- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Spell: “This word”

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Alex Eggbert

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

I'm gay. No homo.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

¿melano?

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Ryan Chang is funny.

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