Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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hi corey

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Republicans

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DOWN

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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