What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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