Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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You smell like shit

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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1+1 =? Too

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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