Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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