- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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