A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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I killed someone today. :D

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Ouch.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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