- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

A Jew walks into a Furness

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??