Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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I'm banging your sister.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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Your social life

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Where's my tractor?

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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