Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

A russian gives away vodka.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Anti Joke

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