- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

You should never talk to strangers.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What's red and has wheels a red car....

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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